I was driving the other day and I saw something a little disturbing. A couple in their 40's-50's were walking up the hill by my house and the woman was sporting a shocking pair of pants. I have seen teenage girls wear pants that say "juicy" on them, but never have I seen them on a person who is years away from retirement.
Not only are the old "juicy" nowadays, but the very young are to be likened to ripened fruit as well. I was looking at the Nordstrom website at the beginning of the bathing suit season to see if they had any cute bathing suits for Natalie. My aunt had given me a gift card for Christmas. No, the Bitner's didn't win the lottery. Anyway, I came across a bathing suit that had "juicy" on the butt. I let out an outraged laugh when I saw that one. I tried to buy it as fast as possible, but Paul put his foot down. I think he was being unreasonable. Who wouldn't want every dirtybird at the pool to look at their daughter's butt and think, "Juciy!"
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