Kids Say the Funniest Things!

What is something mom always says to you? Brook: Do your homework! Ryan: Turn off the light!

What makes mom happy? Brook: When you listen to her. Ryan: Being good.

What makes mom sad? Brook: When you don't bring your book reports home. Ryan: When someone dies.

What does your mom do to make you laugh? Brook and Ryan: Makes jokes.

What was your mom like when she was little? Brook: She was cute. Ryan: An angel.

How old is your mom? Brook and Ryan: 30

How tall is your mom? Brook: 5'5 Ryan: 14 inches

What is your mom's favorite thing to do? Brook: Grocery Shop. Ryan: Go clothes shopping.

What does your mom do when you are not around? Brook: You go out with Daddy and your friends. Ryan: Talk to your friends.

If your mom was famous what would it be for? Brook: A rock star. Ryan: A pop star.

What is your mom really good at? Brook: Picking out clothes. Ryan: Finding places around town.

What is your mom not really good at? Brook: Saving money. Ryan: Not good at finding my lost rubber bands

What is your mom's favorite food? Brook: Chinese. Ryan: Mexican

What makes you proud of your mom? Brook: You help with my school work. Ryan: You help with homework.

If your mom was a cartoon who would she be like? Brook: Bugs Bunny. Ryan: Emily Elizabeth

What do you and your mom do together? Brook: We go to the mall together. Ryan: Board Games

How are you and your mom the same? Brook: We look similar when we were the same age. Ryan: We both like to read.

How are you and your mom different? Brook: I don't like reading. Ryan: I'm not a girl.

How do you know that your mom loves you? Brook: She tells me that she loves me. Ryan: You want us to stay out of trouble.